ukendeavour:

My Love, my love , my love

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titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

Reblogged from AQ

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

Reblogged from mamasita

ellendegeneres:

ellendegeneres:

Wanda Sykes' story about her skiing trip took a very different turn.

Find out on the show today how it all went downhill from there. 

Reblogged from Satan's Blood

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

Reblogged from kirakumi

littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR

Reblogged from Satan's Blood

Fuck these bitches.

frillious:

camilleonart:

Sleepovers.

this is so accurate i mean like one time at a friend’s we all started laughing over stupid pick-up lines then switched into discussing our deepest fears i just wtf is it something in the air at night

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dailydoseofmo:

aminaabramovic:

What kind of ideal fridge

My fridge lol

dailydoseofmo:

aminaabramovic:

What kind of ideal fridge

My fridge lol

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buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

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../.— .- …/-. —- -/.-.. -.— .. -. —.

I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

Reblogged from Satan's Blood

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK - Season 2 → [5/∞] 

Reblogged from Girls like us

waggington:

u start a mosh pit in my heart

Reblogged from Ruined Childhood

Friends rewatch - 1x11 - TOW Mrs. Bing

Reblogged from How you doin'?
When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women.

Sally Kempton

I feel this is very important.

(via yourenotsylviaplath)

It’s been apparent to me for a while that most men can’t really imagine “equality.”  All they can imagine is having the existing power structure inverted.

I cannot decide whether this shows how unimaginative they are, or shows how aware they must be of what they do in order to so deeply fear having it turned on them.

(via lepetitmortpourmoi)

"Most men can’t really imagine “equality.”  All they can imagine is having the existing power structure inverted."

(via misandry-mermaid)

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